He is not that fat.

Contrary to popular belief.

I do not eat children for breakfast.

I do not torture and traumatise students.

I do not despise JC kids.

Cher cher cher.

Cher! Can i go toilet?

Get out of my sight.

Cher! can i don't run today?

You'll have to run even if you had a metal rod up your ass. And you soon will.

Cher! Where are you from?

Hell.

Cher! What is your name?

None of your business.

Cher! How old are you?

Old enough to know you're an idiot.

Cher! Whats OCS (refering to my shorts)?

A place you'll probably never go to.

Cher! What's the passing time?

Dun bother. you'll probably fail.

*Authors note: NO STUDENTS WERE HARMED OR TRAUMATISED. THE WORDS IN ITALICS ARE MERELY A FIGMENT OF THE AUTHOR'S VIVID IMAGINATION.

i hope i don't get dooced.

Its better alive then never.

Just watched Narnia.. its a great movie. though weird.

And I reaffirm, Aslan's roar is like a toilet bowl flush.

They must have ran out of sound clips in the studio.

The CG effects? Nah. nothing fantastic. Though the beavers were cute!

And the adult Susan totally ravishing.

Thats besides the point.

My mother wants me to go to the office. Like THE office. HELL NO. Someone please find me a job. PLEASE!

The weather's rather cranky these days. I always WANT to go swim in the early morning.. when the sun is up and the skies are clear, but for some odd reason, I will always tell myself to wait till after lunch. And when its after lunch, the sky's usually overcast. sigh.

My room's in a mess. And i'm tagging things to bring to UK. haha.. Shall i bring YOU along?

Everyone's your relative.

Its really funny.

At first, I didn't want to go for Trevor's mum's wake, thats because I didn't know him well, and I thought that it'd be awkward, but since, Joshua and Marcus, whom we were in company with, were going, so, just go lor.

And guess who I saw there?

My brother-in-law's mum and dad.

Oh great. Just great.

So it turns out that, we're all related! by marriages at least,

so.. My sister's husband's father's sister's husband's brother is Trevor. And the dearly departed was, My sister's husband's father's sister's husband's brother's mother. Wow.

Really wows. So chinese drama mama show.

Its the day for many firsts,

Its the:

First time I've been to a Catholic wake.
First time I've been to 2 wakes in a day.
First time I've been to 2 Catholic wakes in a day.
First time I went to Marcus Foo's house.
First time I ate at that horrible place in penin.
First time I prayed Divine Mercy, (and it was beautiful).

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Its so hard being a catholic. its so so so so so so so so hard.