Everybody, meet Timmy the Dalminites Myops who was a Silurian Trilobite when he was alive.It basically transalates to Cockroach # 1 who lived under the water near your house 409 million years ago only.
Yes. This is what i study in my course.
This is not the ONLY thing I study though..

Everybody, meet Bert the Cambrian Brachiopod Spiriferida.
That roughly translates to Hum # 1 who lived 510 million years ago in your laksa (or mee siam.. depending on which political party you're from).
It adds a whole new dimension to "Mee Siam mai Hum"?? Hmm.. i'm really old on the political news huh.
I wanted to give Timmy a chinese name, Xiao Qiang, but I was afraid that my British coursemates couldn't accept it that a Trilobite fossilized in England could have a Chinese name. I just wanted to express the extent of Chinese influence on the western world. Xiao Qiang could have migrated from China 510 million years ago to be a pest in UK, like all his other mateys today.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not anti-china. I'm just anti-talkasifyouowntheplacechinesestudentswhothinkthey'resocool.
I'm hungry and bored (again).
By the way. Yes. I name all my fossils. Much to the amusement of everyone around me.


